"Are you now, or have you ever been a Communist?"
I may side-eye some "no" respondants, but we should be legally allowed -nay- OBLIGATED, to pimp slap all "yes" respondants.
Brink back McCarthyism.
https://blossom.primal.net/5dbfb463bea249ffc5a5781147e51f9c5a3769a199c857baae4e89f7ab40f769.mp4