Parenting in 2026:
Get ready for bed.
That isn't it, why did you do that? Pretend that you are an expert in getting ready for bed and demonstrate it for me. Do not hallucinate. Do not make mistakes.
Closer. Try again and this time include washing the chocolate off your face. Do not undo any of the previously completed steps.
Why are you back in that dirty shirt you wore all day? I explicitly stated to not undo any previously completed steps.